HelpDeskJokes

Help Desk Jokes

 

Frankly speaking Help Desk Jokes are really funny. Most of the times customers having problems and asking solutions for them create very humorous situation. The IT Help Desk is a single point of contact for all of your technology-related problems and it provides platform to answer much of your questions. Common Calls into an IT help desk contains technology related problems and problem solving. Common Calls into an IT Help Desk serves as a centralized reporting and referral system designed to dispense information, solve most minor problems immediately, and refer more complex problems to the appropriate support personnel as quickly as possible. But don’t take it too boring, as the technicians behind these helpdesks are also human being and sometime a simple call ended up in a Help Desk Jokes.

 

Let’s see some real life Help Desk Jokes.

 

Customer: “My computer crashed!”

Tech Support: “It crashed?”

Customer: “Yeah, it won’t let me play my game.”

Tech Support: “All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot.”

Customer: “No, it didn’t crash – it crashed.”

Tech Support: “Huh?”

Customer: “I crashed my game. That’s what I said before. I crashed my spaceship and now it doesn’t work.”

Tech Support: “Click on ‘File,’ then ‘New Game.'”

Customer: [pause] “Wow! How’d you learn how to do that?”

 

For us it may seem like some Help Desk Jokes, but think about the person who faced that situation. Let’s discuss some more Help Desk Jokes.

 

Tech Support: “OK Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter ‘P’ to bring up the Program Manager.”

Customer: “I don’t have a ‘P’.”

Tech Support: “On your keyboard, Bob.”

Customer: “What do you mean?”

Tech Support: “‘P’ on your keyboard, Bob.”

Customer: “I’m not going to do that!”

 

Hehehehe…isn’t it funny? Some more Help Desk Jokes below:

 

Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.”

Tech Support: “What seems to be the problem?”

Customer: “The balance is backwards. The left channel is coming out of the right speaker and the right channel is coming out the left. It’s defective.”

Tech Support: “You can solve the problem by moving the left speaker to the right side of the machine and vice versa.”

 

One more:

A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer’s tech support number, complaining about the error message: “Can’t find the printer.” On the phone, the man said he even held the printer up in front of the screen, but the computer still couldn’t find it.